Funny WhatsApp Status 2016


samedi 9 janvier 2016

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(-_-) x 1.3 Billion people = China

 Taking your ex back is like going to the junk yard and buying back your own crap.

You’re beautiful until your Photoshop 30 day trial has gone.

I work out everyday I do 1 sit-up every morning when I wake up.

 One wise guy invented Whatsapp… and his wife added last seen feature :)

 I wish I had Google in my mind and antivirus in my heart.

I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete.

When you wait for a waiter in a restaurant, aren’t you a waiter ?

I love my six packs so much; I protect it with a layer of fat.

 WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words !!

Watching PK... After PK..!!

I don't know why I keep a plastic bag at home full of plastic bags.