We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
The trouble is that you think you’ve time!
Flattery is telling others exactly what they think of themselves
Forgiveness is like fragrance a flower leaves after being stepped upon
If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.
You may not be perfect in many things…But..Many things cannot be perfect without you
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
No Matter How CRAZY N FUNNY The Scenes Are Around You. Its USELESS Without The PERSON , YOU Want To LAUGH With ….
Nothing is true everything is fake. Where there is no place for truthfulness to prevail.
Don’t wait for tha perfect moment…Take tha moment & make it perfect..
I will Love you Forever …Until the Last rose Dies
Satisfy the Person Who Expects A SMILE From You Rather Than Surprising the Person Who Never Expected Anything From You
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math.
Silent people have the loudest minds.
One day our life will flash before our eyes. Make sure it is worth watching.